Name: Cody
Colors: Black/Red
Alignment: Chaotic Yes

Harbors a personal vendetta against all living creatures in the vicinity of the house and backyard. Subsides most of the time on crackers and energy drinks, doesn’t sleep, loathes the sun, and has been striving constantly his whole life to blot it out. Can play any musical instrument but instead plays online RPGs. Invented the religion of Yes and enjoys certain mysterious powers from being a metalhead.

Class Abilities: -2 Con, +5 Dex. Favored enemy: Kittens.

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Name: Zac
Colors: Blue/Red
Alignment: Neutral Drunk

Brother of Cody. Majoring in the Meaning of Life with a minor in every language. Also involved in blotting out the sun, though secretly plans to poison all the loaves of bread in the country with THC. Frequently runs DnD games with a 12% chance of survivability on account of his affinity for Beholders. Will play Starcraft with Josh, but only on the condition that he brings a flask.

Class Abilities: -2 Str, +3 Int. +5 to Fort saves verses alcohol.

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Name: Teddy
Colors: Red
Alignment: Chaotic Swording
Related to Zac and Cody by unknown ways.  Majoring in business with a minor in imperialism. Is under the impression that the government is out to get him, distrusts banks, and may frequently be found buried under a pile of empty Budweiser bottles. Drives a huge black truck usually loaded with dubiously acquired goods. Believes in walking softly and carrying a big sword.

Class Abilities: +2 Str, -2 Wis. Weapon Focus: Steel-toed shoes.

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Name: Austin
Colors: Green/Blue
Alignment: Lawful Sexy
Brother of Josh. Maintains a calm and stoic demeanor punctuated by bouts of Josh-inspired rage. Has been known to re-shape reality by ceasing to believe in it.  Works diligently to make Jigglypuff on-par with tier-1 characters, despite everyone’s best efforts. Will almost unconsciously spout profound wisdom while playing Tetris.

Class Abilities: -1 Str, -1 Con, +4 Char. Has a +2 bonus to Armor Class while wearing corduroy. This bonus stacks for each additional piece of worn corduroy.

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Name: Josh
Colors: Black/White/Red
Alignment: Yelling
Brother of Austin. Competitive in all things. Wins because he can. If he can’t, he will. His one failing is Cody and Melee. Plays Starcraft like other people eat food. Invented his own form of contact sign-language involving punching. Still plays MtG, but spends most of his time designing formats with Zac. Currently working on DnD games with a survivability higher than 12%.

Class Abilities: -3 Wis, +2 Con.
3/day: Intimidating Shout.